Children Writing about the ocean

-An octopus lives in the ocean and has eight testicles. (Kelly, age 6)

-Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)

-If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island. If you don't have ocean all round you, you are incontinent. (Ann, age 7)

-Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson . She's not my friend any more. (Kylie, age 6) LOOOOOOL

- A dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy, age 8)

-Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful and I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen, age 6)

- When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin, age 9)

-The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don't drown I don't know. (Bobby, age 6)

-My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the ocean. What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom. (James, age 7)